Friday, September 9, 2011

Iluminate

Dear illuminated ones it has been way too long, instead of bombarding my facebook page with a zillion photos I thought it best I post them all in one spot. So here's to the start of spring with a collection of pictures x
P.s How amaze is that last photo of Chanel's A/W 91 ad campaign!!

Friday, May 27, 2011

The Flappers Dictionary

Goodmorning Illuminated ones, I am just in the middle of doing an assignment and you may or may be aware of the flappers subculture from the 1920s but this was to good not to share! It is from a publication in 1922 called 'The flappers dictionary', enjoy:

Absent Treatment—Dancing with a bashful partner.
Airedale—A homely man.
Alarm Clock—Chaperone.
Anchor—Box of flowers.
Apple Knocker—A hick; a hay-shaker.
Apple Sauce--Flattery; bunk.
Barlow—A girl, a flapper, a chicken.
Bank’s Closed—No petting allowed; no kisses.
Barneymugging—Lovemaking.
Bee’s Knees—See “Cat’s Pajamas”
Bell Polisher—A young man addicted to lingering in vestibules at 1 a.m.
Bean Picker—One who patches up trouble and picks up spilled beans.
Berry Patch—A man’s particular interest in a girl.
Berries—Great.
Biscuit—A pettable flapper.
Big Timer—(n. masc.)—A charmer able to convince his sweetie that a jollier thing would be to get a snack in an armchair lunchroom; a romantic.
Billboard—Flashy man or woman.
Blushing Violet—A publicity hound.
Blouse—To go.
Blow—Wild party.
Blaah—No good.
Boob Tickler—Girl who entertains father’s out-of-town customers.
Brush Ape—Anyone from the sticks; a country Jake.
Brooksy—Classy dresser
Bust—A man who makes his living in the prize ring, a pugilist.
Bun Duster—See “Cake Eater”.
Bush Hounds—Rustics and others outside of the Flapper pale.
Cancelled Stamp—A wallflower.
Cake Basket—A limousine.
Cake Eater—See “Crumb Gobbler”
Cat’s Particulars—The acme of perfection; anything that’s good
Cat’s Pajamas—Anything that’s good
Cellar Smeller—A young man who always turns up where liquor is to be had without cost.
Clothesline—One who tells neighborhood secrets.
Corn Shredder—Young man who dances on a girl’s feet.
Crepe Hanger—Reformer.
Crumb Gobbler—Slightly sissy tea hound.
Crasher—Anyone who comes to parties uninvited.
Crashing Party—Party where several young men in a group go uninvited.
Cuddle Cootie—Young man who takes a girl for a ride on a bus, gas wagon or automobile.
Cuddler—One who likes petting.
Dapper—A flapper’s father.
Dewdropper—Young man who does not work, and sleeps all day.
Dincher—A half-smoked cigarette.
Dingle Dangler—One who insists on telephoning.
Dipe Ducat—A subway ticket.
Dimbox—A taxicab.
Di Mi—Goodness.
Dogs—Feet.
Dog Kennels—Pair of shoes.
Dropping the Pilot—Getting a divorce.
Dumbdora—Stupid girl.
Duck’s Quack—The best thing ever.
Ducky—General term of approbation.
Dud—Wallflower.
Dudding Up—Dressing.
Dumbbell-Wall flower with little brains.
Dumkuff—General term for being “nutty” or “batty”.
Edisoned—Being asked a lot of questions.
Egg Harbor—Free dance.
Embalmer—A bootlegger.
Eye Opener—A marriage.
Father Time—Any man over 30 years of age.
Face Stretcher—Old maid who tries to look younger.
Feathers—Light conversation.
Fire Extinguisher—A chaperone.
Finale Hopper—Young man who arrives after everything is paid for.
Fire Alarm—Divorced woman.
Fire Bell—Married woman.
Flap—Girl
Flat Shoes—Fight between a Flapper and her Goof
Fluky—Funny, odd, peculiar; different.
Flatwheeler—Slat shy of money; takes girls to free affairs.
Floorflusher—Inveterate dance hound.
Flour Lover—Girl who powders too freely.
Forty-Niner—Man who is prospecting for a rich wife.
Frog’s Eyebrows—Nice, fine.
Gander—Process of duding up.
Green Glorious—Money and checks.
Gimlet—A chronic bore.
Given the Air—When a girl or fellow is thrown down on a date.
Give Your Knee—Cheek-to-cheek or toe-to-toe dancing.
Goofy—To be in love with, or attracted to. Example: “I’m goofy about Jack.”
Goat’s Whiskers—See “Cat’s Particulars”
Goof—Sweetie.
Grummy—In the dumps, shades or blue.
Grubber—One who always borrows cigarettes.
Handcuff—Engagement ring.
Hen Coop—A beauty parlor.
His Blue Serge—His sweetheart.
Highjohn—Young man friend; sweetie, cutey, highboy.
Hopper—Dancer.
Houdini—To be on time for a date.
Horse Prancer—See “Corn Shredder”.
Hush Money—Allowance from father.
Jane—A girl who meets you on the stoop.
Johnnie Walker—Guy who never hires a cab.
Kitten’s Ankles—See “Cat’s Particulars”.
Kluck—Dumb, but happy.
Lap—Drink.
Lallygagger—A young man addicted to attempts at hallway spooning.
Lens Louise—A person given to monopolizing conversation.
Lemon Squeezer—An elevator.
Low Lid—The opposite of highbrow.
Mad Money—Carfare home if she has a fight with her escort.
Meringue—Personality.
Monkey’s Eyebrows—See “Cat’s Particulars”.
Monog—A young person of either sex who is goofy about only one person at a time.
Monologist—Young man who hates to talk about himself.
Mustard Plaster—Unwelcome guy who sticks around.
Munitions—Face powder and rouge.
Mug—To osculate or kiss.
Necker—A petter who puts her arms around a boy’s neck.
Noodle Juice—Tea.
Nosebaggery—Restaurant.
Nut Cracker—Policeman’s nightstick.
Obituary Notice—Dunning letter.
Oilcan—An imposter.
Orchid—Anything that is expensive.
Out on Parole—A person who has been divorced.
Petting Pantry—Movie.
Petting Party—A party devoted to hugging.
Petter—A loveable person; one who enjoys to caress.
Pillow Case—Young man who is full of feathers.
Police Dog—Young man to whom one is engaged.
Potato—A young man shy of brains.
Ritzy Burg—Not classy.
Ritz—Stuck-up.
Rock of Ages—Any woman over 30 years of age.
Rug Hopper—Young man who never takes a girl out. A parlor hound.
Sap—A Flapper term for floorflusher.
Scandal—A short term for Scandal Walk.
Scandaler—A dance floor fullback. The interior of a dreadnaught hat, Piccadilly shoes with open plumbing, size 13.
Seetie—Anybody a flapper hates.
Sharpshooter—One who spends much and dances well.
Shifter—Another species of flapper.
Show Case—Rich man’s wife with jewels.
Sip—Flapper term for female Hopper.
Slat—See “Highjohn”; “Goof”.
Slimp—Cheapskate or “one way guy”.
Smith Brothers—Guys who never cough up.
Smoke Eater—A girl cigarette user.
Smooth—Guy who does not keep his word.
Snake—To call a victim with vampire arms.
Snuggleup—A man fond of petting and petting parties.
Sod Buster—An undertaker.
Stilts—Legs.
Stander—Victim of a female grafter.
Static—Conversations that mean nothing.
Strike Breaker—A young woman who goes with her friend’s “Steady” while there is a coolness.
Swan—Glide gracefully.
Tomato—A young woman shy of brains.
Trotzky (sic)—Old lady with a moustache and chin whiskers.
Umbrella—young man any girl can borrow for the evening.
Urban Set—Her new gown.
Walk In—Young man who goes to a party without being invited.
Weasel—Girl stealer.
Weed—Flapper who takes risks.
Weeping Willow—See “Crepe Hanger”
Whangdoodle—Jazz-band music.
Whiskbroom—Any man who wears whiskers.
Wind Sucker—Any person given to boasting.
Wurp—Killjoy or drawback.


*P,LSB = Poor, Long-Suffering Bride


I love how they call shoes 'dog kennels' - anyways back to the assignment I go!!

xo

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Secret Garden

This past Saturday wonderful Karl got us access to one of Matt Corby's secret garden shows in Luddenham. We were both so excited to go though not as excited as we were when we found out that one of the supports had pulled out and Karl was asked to play instead! The setting was beautiful - a gigantic willow tree filled with dream catchers and fairy lights, the perfect backdrop for the evening that was to be had. Not only did amazing music fill my ears but we also met many lovely people including a wonderful girl who actually lived on the property. Her name is Annette and she probably takes some of the most beautiful photos that I have ever seen, somehow she just captures every moment perfectly without the subjects of the photo even noticing so you should definitely check out her blog here!! Above are a few snapshots of the night, and below is a video I shot of Karl playing on the night!! Sorry it has been so long dear readers - definitely need to get back into the blogging swing of things again!! Enjoy xoxo

 

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Navarra Kalarie (L)

This past Saturday my pony and I competed in our first show in over four years. I'm not one for early starts but I was so excited that getting up at 6am did not bother me one bit! It felt so good to be back competing in the horsey world and princess Kally performed perfectly on the day! We even came home with 'Reserve Champion Purebred Arabian Mare' which I think is pretty good for a duo that has only been back in work for the past three months! Here are a few photos of us on the day :)

Monday, March 28, 2011

Wishing Lady G a Happy Birthday

Today, shes only four years older than I!

Whether you love her or hate her, she really has mastered the art of fame, above are a few black and whites of gaga - enjoy! xo

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Hipstamatic

Was going through my photo album on my phone this morning and decided to make a post of random photos I've taken on the Hipstamatic Iphone app - enjoy! xo